August 2009
13 posts
I had one of the most exciting moments of dyslexia tonight when i misread the headline duck fat donuts.
I’ve been back at the gym. And, I think, honestly, yoga is just the place where hot chicks go to fart.
Tonight God punished me. I was busting a friend’s balls and went to unplug a fan and touched the metal on the plug while it was still in the outlet. I hope the shock gives me a super power other than the uncanny ability to have tingly arm hair and dirty underwear.
