July 2009
15 posts
Wanna see a dumb web short I maked? http://funnyordie.com/videos/d30633cc0a/dale-the-bounty-hunter-starring-lucha-dale
Just invented a new medication. Willpower pills. They’re highly addictive.
At the Lava Room. Just had a black dude in a leather pirate hat do a sketch of me that looked like Burt Reynolds. Evidently I am a handsome man.
Goat is the carp of the land.
At an Indian restaurant getting ready to eat buffet goat meat.