January 2010
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December 2009
22 posts
Yesterday I ate lunch at a Swiss restaurant and dinner at a German restaurant. Following this pattern I should be eating lunch today at Glenn Beck’s house.
My mom just described her concert last night where an announcer had a deep voice “just like James Earl Ray.”
You ever have a meal so good you get cash back at the register just so you don’t hafta give a homeless guy your leftovers?
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As a rule of thumb in LA, the more writing you see on a head shot at the cleaners, the less important that person is.
You know you’ve been single too long when your Qtips go bad.
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