November 2009
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WatchMe and Girls
WatchSandwich Vs. Baby
Main Entry: squeezy Pronunciation: ‘skwee-zee Function: adjective : a pleasant body type for groping. Example: Damn girl! You’re looking mighty squeezy today! Merriam-Webster’s Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc.
Looking at plane ticks to mom’s house. Or as I call it, “how to answer a question with a question land.”
A study shows that the US hunger level is at the highest since 1995. Just in time for health care reform, Obama cures obesity.
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Looking through facebook profiles of high school peoples… If you have more pictures of fish on your facebook than of your girlfriend… You might be a redneck…
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The first time I maced myself was an accident
The first time I maced myself was an accident. I’d been chasing a girl with a particularly volatile ex who had a penchant for firearms. A gun shop owner who bought a lot of Klingong makeup kits from my comic shop, which I think were for playing sex games with his wife, hooked me up with some genuine DEA pepper spray. “If he comes around, shoot this shit in his face. He can’t hit what he can’t...
The economy rebounds like Dennis Rodman
Ford announced their first profitable quarter in four years, bringing in almost one billion dollars. It marks more cash for clunkers than the new Leno show.